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  A Guide to Bees you should Trust and Not Trust
Posted by: Mr. President - 07-25-2015, 07:16 AM - Replies (4)

I recently had an experience with a Yellow jacket or two. Left me with 3 stings and a ton of scrapes from tripping while running to the nearest safe location. So, I've decided to help YOU know what bees are GOOD and what bees are BAD

WARN: IF YOU CRINGE LIKE ME AT PICTURES OF WASPS, BE PREPARED FOR BIG ASS WASP PICTURES.

CARPENTER BEE
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The average carpenter bee wants one thing and one thing only: WOOD. You are not wood. They won't care. Some species can't sting in the male gender. You can trust them with pollen, but not your wood. Kill them if they make holes. Do it with a tennis racket.

BUMBLE BEE
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These fuzzy little creatures spend all their time on my Beebaum bush and don't give two shits how close you get. Trust them, they trust you. Plus, the fuzz and large body makes them look cute and harmless.

HONEY BEE
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They may look harmless and only wanting pollen, but these bastards can get violent...if provoked enough. Just don't piss it off (or run it over with a lawnmower, bees hate that).

PAPER WASP
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Paper Wasps, despite looking very menacing and evil, will only attack if their nest or they are threatened. DO NOT SWAT. Watch for a hanging nest with these things coming out.

YELLOW JACKET
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I call them Ground Bees, and these pesky little bastards will FUQ U UP M8 if you get too close. They think all that they see is a threat. They live in holes by trees and rocks. Kill them if they cause issues, best results call for a pot of boiling water at dusk right into the Bee Hole. Molten metal also works if you like art, just dig after it cools.

HORNET
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These motherfuckers are both ugly and mean. They take up residence in old rusty cars and shit like that. They like to sting, so watch the heck out.

JAPANESE GIANT HORNET
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Big and evil, these things sting like a mother-fuck with it's 6.25 mm stinger and tissue melting fucking venom. DON'T GET CLOSE, YOU WILL REGRET LIFE AND WHY YOU TOLD THOSE KIDS THE NEST WAS A PIÑATA!

BALD FACED HORNET
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Don't get me wrong, these are the most agressive of the vespid wasps. They have no remorse to attackers and WILL sting repeatedly if need be. They are mean, evil, and should be avoided if you are within their range. (Just don't leave the house for a while. Rake in some hours to avoid it. Or just be active, you person with a life, get that vitamin c).

And to make you feel happy after seeing all these ugly, mean, and vicious creatures, here's a kitten being powered off to save energy.
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  taj
Posted by: Savage Iguana - 07-24-2015, 06:39 AM - Replies (2)




  Fuck
Posted by: Lizord - 07-23-2015, 05:41 AM - No Replies

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